Plumbing Humor

A little plumbing humor to make you smile today.

Got the squirts? Call the McGuirts
(Original joke from proud owner Mike McGuirt)

What is a plumber’s least favorite vegetable? Leeks

What is a plumber’s favorite holiday? Sink-o-de mayo

What kind of shoes do plumbers wear? Clogs

Why are plumbers always so calm? They go with the flow

What is a plumber’s favorite dance? Tap

Why did the pipe need therapy? It was under too much pressure

What happens when Chuck Norris becomes a plumber? The toilet fixes itself